Humor - Rejection Letter

To Whom It May Concern:

Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After

careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to

accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time. This year I

have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large

number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of

candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite

[Name of the Company]'s outstanding qualifications and previous

experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does

not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate

employment with your firm immediately. I look forward to working with

you. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

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